- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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