Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Please don't shoot me

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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