- Anti Joke

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Sloths

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....