What is your name? My name is Jeff

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

You just read this ..

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Please don't shoot me

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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