- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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