what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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no

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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