- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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