- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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