have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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