- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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