your mama so old, shes dead.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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