- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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