It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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