- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

rent a cops

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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