Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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