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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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