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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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