- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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