Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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