- Anti Joke

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.