A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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