Hitler and Jews become friends.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

I like school Said no one ever.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A woman walks into a bar.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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