There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

whats up and also down? your mum

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...