- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A guy walks into a bar

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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