What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Asian women drivers...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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