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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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