what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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