- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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