Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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A: Do you like it B: No

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Do the roar!

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Anti Joke

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