- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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