How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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