why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Women drivers...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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