What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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im gay

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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I'm Polish.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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