Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Skrillex.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what do you call a black guy african american

I agree to the terms and conditions

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

hers a joke... japanese people

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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