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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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