- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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