- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

a chinese man pays the full price

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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