- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Kameron Brown is gay.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I went to work today....

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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