- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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