- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

what did jacob say to coach a joke

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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