- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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