Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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