- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

BIG PENIS

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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