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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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