What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

one stop shop

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I was watching Fox news.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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