- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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