That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Asian women drivers...

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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