- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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