- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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