lewis=cardiac

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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