- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

whats long and black? a baton

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