- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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