- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

White men's rights

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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