- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Pickles are powerful

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Obama lin Baden.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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