- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is the difference?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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