why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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