What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What's up? Your time.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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andrew wagner

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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