Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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