An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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what goes boo a sock

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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