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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies