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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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