- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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