- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why is the ground wet It rained

You know what's funny? Rape

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

womens rights.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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