what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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