Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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