- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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