- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

hey hey apple

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A fat guy!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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