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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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