- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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