- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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