A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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