- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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