- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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