Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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