why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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