What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Women's rights

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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