- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Ring Ring Hello? Click

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Fine, ladies first.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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