Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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