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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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