- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A: Knock Knock B: 7

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

I love alchohol!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

N-E Pats never cheated

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