- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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