- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

a man was shot.... he died

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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