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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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