- Anti Joke

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

roses are red, violets are blue, penis