- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's up? Your time.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

jd and zach loves vigina

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

CFL

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