Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Asians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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