- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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