- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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