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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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