your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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