- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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