Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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The Qur'an

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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