- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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