- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your girlfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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