the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's just not right? Left

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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