- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A man walks into a bar

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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