Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What is older than history?

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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