- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

gay pom...

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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