what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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A whole 'nother.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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