A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

your so fat. your fat!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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