- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Eric is gay Ha

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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