- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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