- Anti Joke

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor