- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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