What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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