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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Hello penis

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