- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Small Penis.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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