- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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