- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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