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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

A seal walks into a club.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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