What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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