Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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