- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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