What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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