- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Knock Know! Come in!

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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