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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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