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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

rent a cops

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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