- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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