- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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