Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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