What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

the midget went to the midget store

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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