- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

I love you

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

- Helen Keller

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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