Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Your sex life.

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Anti Joke

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